INVENTORY:

[thejusticewagon]

x1 (and only) Ribald Tales of the Faith War
A trashy fiction classic. Sounds like something someone's mom would enjoy.
x1 (and only) Pegasus Bridle
A perfect fit for both you and a faithful companion. Except... where is the fateful companion?
x1 (and only) Art of War
The famous book by Sun Tzu, its wisdom has been passed down through the centuries and applied to many situations that aren't just warfare. Pretty fly for an ancient guy.
x1 (and only) Glass Bead
A small glass bead decorated with a flower design. It looks handmade.
x1 (but not only) Elixr
A perfect pick-me-up drink that could be a lifesaver... if the setting operated on HP, that is.
x1 (and only?) Photo
A carefully framed photograph of a man and a woman. They look very happy together. That may or may not be Bigfoot in the background.
x1 (and only, for a given value of only) Military Uniform
A blue military uniform, men's size large. By the golden braid sewn onto the right side and pinned to the breast, it probably belongs to an officer.
x1 (and only?)Hanbei's Underwear
"A simple, white rokushaku fundoshi… look, it’s comfy, okay. The back is thin enough to stuff into the ass and all that jazz. Please don’t make me write any more description because if I laugh any more at myself I might die."
x1 (and only?) Naomi's Underwear
Naomi's favorite underwear. They're black and silky low-cut panties, practical yet sexy
x1 (and only?) Beat's Underwear
Beat's favorite underwear. Black and red boxer-briefs from the popular Wild Boar brand. These shorts are worn but surprisingly stylish. Suspicious wear and tear suggests... Hard use.
x1 (and only?) Goku's Underwear
Goku's favorite underwear, for probably obvious reasons. They look brand new.
x1 004 - Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
x1 007 - Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
x1 016 - Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
x1 020 - Hope’s Peak Ring
A school ring carved with the crest of Hope’s Peak Academy. It is a symbol of the friendship of those who have shared their youth together.
x1 025 - Forehead Glasses
It seems that if you chant a certain spell while wearing these glasses, you will be able to hold conversations with inanimate objects.
x1 026 - G-SICK
Known as the “disposable watch” for its lack of durability. However, since it’s cheap, it sells unusually well.
x1 028 - Red Scarf
A scarf worn by a masked hero. It’s pretty scraggly since it’s been through a lot of fights.
x1 029 - Leaf Fundoshi
A fundoshi which emphasizes one’s manliness. Its design is simple, with a single leaf drawn on white cloth.
x1 030 - Torcat Drawers
New pant-style undergarments from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Wonder Dungeon”.
x1 033 - Yasu Shishido T-Shirt
A T-Shirt printed with an image of legendary Japanese punk rocker, “Yasu Shishido”. Only 100 were ever made.
x1 034 - Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.
x1 036 - Water Lover
A womens’ racing swimsuit designed with the concept of “being one with the water”. It’s said that you can shave a second off your time just by wearing it.
x1 038 - Radio-kun Doll
A doll of the character who served as the host of the popular program, “Age-age-gaaru”.
x1 041 - Super Chinchilla Upholstery
A furry seat cover that shines a violent shade of red. Its refinement is as appropriate as possible.
x1 044 - Tumbleweed
A pile of grass often seen in Western films. If this stuff starts to pile up against the door to your house, toss it down a hill in the backyard.
x1 058 - Fastball Minister
A baseball-shaped velocity measurement device. You can measure your throwing speed by throwing it into a mitt. Don’t throw it at the wall.
x1 059 - Antique Doll
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes.
x1 066 - Millennium Prize Problems
Seven mathematics problems issued by the Clay Mathematics Institute in America. The prize money for solving even one of them is a million dollars.
x1 067 - Portable Gaming System
A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system.
x1 088 - Drill Chin
An accessory shaped like a drill jutting out from one’s chin. It’s said to symbolize Spiral power.

Spin 1
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

013 - A Boxed Lunch About This Big
A boxed lunch with rice balls, minced ginger, sesame seeds, carrots, peppers, shiitake mushrooms, burdock roots, lotus roots, and butterburs. There’s no meat in it at all, so it’s good for vegetarians.

Spin 2
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

081 - Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.

Spin 3
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one (but not only):

Antibiotic Gel
A gel good for instantly curing small cuts and lesions. Very effective for keeping bacterial infections to a minimum.

Spin 4
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

001 - Mineral Water
A drink made of processed deep-sea water, for the modern consumer who is dissatisfied with ordinary tap water.

Spin 5
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

006 - Oiltatoes
A snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Its caloric content is higher than other similar snack foods.

Spin 6
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

010 - Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.

Spin 7
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

071 - Maidenly Carry-On Bag
You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.

Spin 8
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one (and only):

Flower Seeds
Useful for ensuring flower fortunes in the future. ...eventually.

Spin 9
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

007 - Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.

Spin 1
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one (but not only):

Incomplete Paperwork
Boring old official military documents that have to be filled out in triplicate and notarized by a commanding officer and everything These are awaiting a Colonel's signature.

Spin 2
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one:

081 - Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.

Spin 3
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one:

013 - A Boxed Lunch About This Big
A boxed lunch with rice balls, minced ginger, sesame seeds, carrots, peppers, shiitake mushrooms, burdock roots, lotus roots, and butterburs. There’s no meat in it at all, so it’s good for vegetarians.

Spin 4
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one:

011 - Rations
A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.

Spin 5
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one (and only):

Hair Brush
An old, well-used hair brush. It looks like it's been cleaned out recently, at least, but it has definitely seen better days.

Spin 6
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one (and only):

Star Festival Leaf
An old, dried-out leaf. Someone has written on a wish upon it: "I want a family."

Spin 7
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one (and only):

Hand Mirror
A beautifully ornate hand mirror. Too bad it's broken.

Spin 8
For Cynthia's monocoins, she receives one:

008 - Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.

Spin 9
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

010 - Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.

Spin 10
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one (and only):

Rhyme Pendant
A stylish silver bell pendent. They can’t be bought in stores anymore.

Spin 11
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

081 - Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.

Spin 12
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

014 - Sunflower Seeds
Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts.

Spin 13
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

007 - Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.

Spin 14
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one (but not only):

Elixr
A perfect pick-me-up drink that could be a lifesaver... if the setting operated on HP, that is.

Spin 15
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

006 - Oiltatoes
A snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Its caloric content is higher than other similar snack foods.

Spin 16
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one (and only):

Binoculars
A normal pair of binoculars, perfect for spying on your neighbors if you're a paranoid jerk. There's grease marks on the nosepiece.

Spin 17
For Cynthia's monocoin, she receives one:

002 - Cola-Cola
A carbonated drink that combines strong stimulation with sickly sweetness. Its ability to be combined with junk food is ironclad.

FORMERLY OWNED/EATEN:
x1 014 - Sunflower Seeds
Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts.

NON-MONOMACHINE:
x1 (and only) Friendship Bracelet
A memento of Ike given to Cynthia by Schuldig. Almost certainly legit and not worthy of a bronze sticker with comic sans on it at all.
x1 (and only) Sword Handle
Broken, but well-used. A memento of Ike.
x1 (and only) Family Photo
A photograph depicting a grayed-out Ike and three other people.